December 3, 2019
When Elves Attack by Tim Dorsey
It's time for some holiday reading. This certainly isn't your average Christmas novel, but work with me here.
Florida-phile and loveable psychopath Serge A. Storms goes off his
meds once again, just in time for the holidays. Christmas will never be the same
after Serge and his stoner buddy Coleman, the Robin Hood and Merry Man of Florida, decide to go
all out with their celebration. There will be
unforgettable presents, a tree with handmade ornaments, outside lighting
decorations, caroling through the neighborhood, and lots (and lots) of
eggnog. Serge and Coleman even dress as
elves and visit the mall to bring joy to the shoppers. In the spirit of the
season, they make sure that Florida's criminals get just the right
presents, while ensuring peace on earth and justice for the good people of
Tampa. Old friends including Jim and
Martha Davenport, Country and City, and the G-Unit gather together to make the
season bright.
Not a lot of plot but entertaining nonetheless. I enjoy Dorsey's zany sense of humor. If you liked the movie
Bad Santa (one of my favorite holiday movies - none of that Hallmark crap for me), this will be your kind of Christmas story.
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